What if it Snows?

Discussion in 'Questions From New Drivers' started by Dave_in_AZ, Mar 19, 2018.

  1. JolliRoger

    JolliRoger Road Train Member

    16,712
    137,563
    May 8, 2007
    Mississippi
    0
    The odd situation is caused by my old mule. He jerked his old head from where he was tied;
    tore off his bridle, but clamped down on the bits, Won't turn loose. I need some ones help.
    If I could hire a fellow with strong lungs to just. latch on to his rear bung and blow the bits
    out of his mouth I'd really be obliged.
     
  2. Truckers Report Jobs

    Trucking Jobs in 30 seconds

    Every month 400 people find a job with the help of TruckersReport.

  3. okiedokie

    okiedokie Road Train Member

    12,186
    90,518
    Jun 13, 2011
    PNWET
    0
     
  4. Judge

    Judge Road Train Member

    13,250
    87,296
    Mar 19, 2014
    Arkansas
    0
    I was asked a question earlier.,
    A dreaded question.

    “What are you going to do when your daughter grows up and brings some guy home and wanting to go out?”

    me
    ....”Well, who is she seeing?”

    “No one that I know of yet...just asking.”

    me
    “Uh, ok, then I’m going to listen to a song.”

    “It’s about a young lady that loves someone she is forbid by her father to see.”

    Ole lady
    “Why would you listen to that...?”
    Me
    “Cause by the time it’s over, I’ll be ready to fight.”

    my question is... why do women make you worry about something I didn’t want too...?
     
  5. MACK E-6

    MACK E-6 Moderator Staff Member

    48,719
    224,897
    Sep 19, 2005
    Baltimore, MD
    0
    Just make sure you happen to be cleaning your guns when she brings home said boyfriend. That should be more than sufficient to send the right message. :cool:
     
  6. lovesthedrive

    lovesthedrive R.I.P.

    15,953
    54,484
    Nov 11, 2008
    Sorrento Maine
    0
    Well hey. If you want to get really weird. Some of the old one lungers (Hit N Miss engines) had a "hot bulb" ignition. The owner had to sue a blow torch to heat up a metal rod to red hot. Then the engine ran on the heat of that rod.

    Some the larger gas engines it required the person to spin the engine backwards and have the engine back fire just to get enough inertia to rotate the engine through top dead center.

     
  7. Dave_in_AZ

    Dave_in_AZ Road Train Member

    56,528
    384,052
    May 4, 2015
    0
    lmfao
     
  8. Rideandrepair

    Rideandrepair Road Train Member

    17,321
    56,198
    Aug 8, 2015
    0
    Spring has sprung. Summers a little early. High 80s in a few days. Neighbors are going Lawn Psycho. already. Big news is the high amounts of weeds. Along with the return of the mole.
     
  9. InTooDeep

    InTooDeep Donner party survivor

    4,981
    37,363
    Jan 17, 2016
    Carmichael CA
    0
    I told the.guys that picked my daughter. Think on this whatever you do to her ill do to you
     
  10. InTooDeep

    InTooDeep Donner party survivor

    4,981
    37,363
    Jan 17, 2016
    Carmichael CA
    0
    Also didn't hurt that right next to my recliner ismy big ### gun safe :cool:
     
  11. Dave_in_AZ

    Dave_in_AZ Road Train Member

    56,528
    384,052
    May 4, 2015
    0
    I'd clean mine lol. I was/am the psycho dad.

    One time one of my friends from the service was there . He's like,"He can split an ants ### with that at 400 meters too."

    "MOMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!! HE'S DOING IT AGAIN!!!!"

    That's right baby. That's how you got here lol.
     
    lovesthedrive, Judge, dwells40 and 4 others Thank this.
  • Truckers Report Jobs

    Trucking Jobs in 30 seconds

    Every month 400 people find a job with the help of TruckersReport.