Where Are You Continues, Again.....

we might have passed each other..

 

Old Forge PA

 

WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!!!
If'n he's doin his 30......nay.....if'n y'all are passin each other.........Oh my, I'm so confused!

Y'all quit messin wid me head.....

 

You heard about the cannibal that passed his friend in the woods?








(Think about it...)

 

I got it...great visual to start the day!

 

If a cannibal were married to a woman, would that give a whole new meaning to the phrase eating out?



Oh I'm full of those.

 

Hmmm....you're full of something for sure. Fairly obvious....you're not a vegetarian!

These cannibal jokes are equivalent to blonde jokes?

 

Oh I am definitely no vegetarian when it comes to certain things.

Ribs. Good pulled pork. Cats.

And I've no idea if they are equivalent to blonde jokes. But I'll say there's far more blonde jokes than their are cannibal jokes.

 

On you're bad. This is s'posed ta be a PG thread. No, not THAT PG. Maybe she was, but Vilheim ate the uh -never mind....

No, they're better!

Want my recipes for cat stew or kitty lime pie?

 

Oh that's perfectly PG! I mean, I'm against cannibalism and all, but different strokes for different folks.

Also. It's fun putting jokes out there that kinda mimic the Far Side. There's that immediate humour that most people see. And then the actually funny "far side" of the joke that most dont see.

Oh boy... You aren't going to make my jokes any harder to tell with that kind of talk.

Parked at the Jcp lot after a semi-fun day (was sure easier than yesterday!) of yanking trailers back from the Atlanta yard after they'd been repaired.

Dispatch asked if I could yank one back to get repairs. I had to call her back and say, "unless you happen to have the tool to cage a brake, it isn't moving 1 inch. Much less 15 miles."

Seems that Sni removed the tool that's normally kept on the side of the brake. It's okay though. I've never caged a brake before, and admittedly haven't ever seen shown how.