You know you've had too much caffeine when...

There is no such thing as too much caffeine. This blatant lie was conjured up by the man to keep you distracted and inattentive!

*eyes twitch, hands shaking*

 

I saw a jogger running beside and he kept looking at me. No matter how fast I drove, he stayed even with me. Realized I was looking at my own reflection.

 

If your sensing "something" sitting in the jump seat that wasn't coffee in the cup driver haha.

unloader

 

When you sing peanut butter jelly time to your steering wheel. it's time to eat something

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q15fB7E28Zs

Speaking to the jump seat, time to go home lol

 

Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.

 

when you are driving down a BFE 2 lane in IA, in the middle of the night and you see a huge chandler hanging in the middle of the road with people ball room dancing, and you are saying WTF to yourself!!!! then the oncoming train whistle blows and about makes you jump out of your seat, you have had to much caffeine and there is no chance in hell you are sleeping now.

 

....When you answer the door before someone knocks.

 

This is too funny ....

Last time I got weirded out was back a few months ago.
It was late and I was passing someone , when they kept looking at me and stayed right beside me ( not very hard 62 mph truck ) so the guy kept motioning me to pull over is what I thought . Then for some reason I looked down and realized I was parked and rolling very slow out of a parking space because my brakes were not set .

Yup !!!!!

Set brakes time for bed.....

 

Yesterday actually saw cars driving backward up an exit ramp. Then realized they were going forward

One gets me sometimes is I just stop set breaks and truck next to me moves, only I think im the one moving so I grab the wheel and clutch and break only to realize I wasn't miving