Con-Way Truckload Drivers: What's Your 20? (2014 edition)

rooster Junior call me today wants to take me to a Jimmy Buffett concert in Palm Beach in May...didn't have to twist my arm too much

hey cargo or Keeker...has one of you got a coconut bra and grass skirt I could borrow

if the kid is crazy enough to take me out in public I'm crazy enough to embarrass the hell out of him

 

Plz just promise there will be no pictures taken.

 

front cover of driveline magazine baby...we are going viral

 

Sure glad I don't get that anymore.

 

Lulz what's with this!!?

I actually just left a 21 pilots concert here in town. The arena litetally shook. Was pretty entertaining.

Sure I can hook you up with a homemade bra.

Some string... Put some birthday cone hats on there....you'll have long pointies!

 

birthday cone hats?

it's a Buffett concert not a Madonna concert

 

Don't worry...I can find ya some Katy perry sized ones if that's your concern.

Unless you want some good ole hairy side boob. That might actually be better!

 

I wonder if I should shave my chest for the event...

I got empty in Phoenix and drove around the corner to the Flying vajayjay...actually found a parking space...then they send me a load I have to go pick it up and bring it back to the Flying vajayjay for a relay...I knew I wouldn't get a space by the time I got back so I purchased a preferred parking while I was still sitting at the loading dock...I get all settled into my parking space is 0 hours left on my clock...remove the relay to Tucson....right, I'll see you in the morning there

pre-plan from Tucson to Jacksonville...I-10 baby...I don't even have any clean little boy britches I got to do laundry

the Highlight lamp is lit and they might get me home in four days from Tucson

 

Don't worry.
I'll put a good word in.

You'll be home by Easter.

 

Depending on when you have to be there rooster I might see you down there.