I’m a thinking man…

...until you open the lid for the second time.

 

They don’t call them “dump” trailers for nothing, that door is access to my employee restroom when “doodie” calls

 

I had one time I pulled into a Loves truckstop standing up while driving I had to poop so bad. I would have taken about anything for emergency use at that time.

 

I don’t know, the thought of riding down the road after the old morning constitution with that lingering paint peeler doesn’t sound to appealing.

And, believe me, Kentuckians can do a number on yer innards!

 

So what happens with the bucket of human waste & kitty litter when it's full? There is no genie going to make it disappear no matter how many times you rub that bucket or say abracadabra. If someone left that bucket on your porch or driveway would you commend them for their good behavior?