Rule #1

Rule 34, if you can think of it, there's adult images of it on the internet.

 

Use a safe word you can remember.

 

I thought the first rule was not to talk about fight club.

 

Now this one funny right here.I don’t care who you are.

 

Rule 1 make it back to home/home mechanic!

 

Today.... if you want to save money. Buy gold and silver.

 

or the other valuable components of a vehicles catalytic converter.

 

Our currency has and always will be a pyramid scheme, paper or digital. If I create a currency and lend $100 out to you and your buddies and ask for $120 with interest, where is that $20 coming from? Oh yeah, I'll print more money and lend it to you to pay me that $20 back.

 

Rule #1

Never go out into the daylight before putting on SPF 25,000.

 

I thought rule 1 was never take anything for granted, that pothole may be deeper than it appears.