What if it Snows?

My wife asked for jeans for Christmas but I told her the store was completely sold out. She is going to be shocked when she opens this present tomorrow.

 

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It's been a long day. HAPPY HOLIDAYS

 

Going to bed early, it’s taining outside.

Plus remember, turn off fireplace.
Kris is tired of this.

 

The Physics of Santa Claus

Every Christmas, calculations circulate that have been dubbed "The Physics of Santa Claus". The calculations cast doubt as to whether Santa Claus could possibly deliver gifts to all the world’s good children – and still remain within the laws of physics. To deliver gifts to all who deserve them, they assert, Santa would need to move so fast that he would vaporise due to air resistance, be torn to pieces by gravitational forces or suffer other terrible fates we wouldn’t wish for Santa Claus.

Many fall for these calculations. Yes, there has even been one instance in which a vicar was criticised for using them to explain to small children that Santa does not exist. Luckily, some would say, the vicar has apologised to the traumatised children.

Because, even though the physics of the calculations is apparently good, the reasoning rests on a completely wrong premise, namely that Santa Clause does not exist. Even small children understand that this premise is completely wrong!

(The article explains further what is really going on with Santa tonight.)

 

You have never done LTL P&D and it shows.

 

That’s Hangover Medicine. The Cure.

 

These Norwegian physicists have posited that Santa operates in at least 11 dimensions though. Maybe LTL drivers should look into that a little more closely. I know a guy who retired from Yellow after 30+ years and he was like, Dang! Why didn't we think of that?